chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My dick has a subreddit
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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