This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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