are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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