i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I can feel your judgement through the phone
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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