Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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