you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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