Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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