i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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