I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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