Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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