Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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