I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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