I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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