what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
