yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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