Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this just has baby written all over it
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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