I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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