okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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