What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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