If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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