Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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