There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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