is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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