so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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