Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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