I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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