He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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