just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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