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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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