I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's a Shit stain on my heart
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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