Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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