oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
did i walk over a car last night?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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