Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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