If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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