Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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