it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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