Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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