You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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