Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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