I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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