i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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