The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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