I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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