Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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