forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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