I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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