I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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