What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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