Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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