No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
