brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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