Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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