Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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