party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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