I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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