Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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