um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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