so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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