My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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