it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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